Humor

Sure, I write on flamingos at airports and champagne bongs one time (okay, two times), and my Amazon recommended items become this: A flamingo beer bong.  Oh Amazon, you know me so well. This reminds me of the few months after I wrote about the wine bra, and all the Amazon …

A man decided to go around the Los Angeles Zoo, placing fake facts at the habitats of different Los Angeles Zoo animals.  Thanks to him, I’ve learned a lot about flamingos and other zoo animals. According to BoredPanda: California-based comedic genius obviousplant has recently pranked the public once again by …

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This is one of those things where I can’t actually believed it happened, but it did. My puppy likes to “help mommy write,” and by that I mean, she likes the click sound my mouse makes, so she will try to jump up and click the mouse. Today, I got up …

I wrote about how the script of Airplane! is literally the script of another movie, Zero Hour!, with a little bit added to it.  Many of the parts that seem like they have to be added later as a joke actually were in the film as serious dialog (Our survival hinges on …

If you are having a bad day, you need to watch this video.  Heck, if you are having a good day, you need to watch this. A t-rex made it through most of the qualifying course for American Ninja Warrior and proved if he had just made it past the obstacle he …

I woke up to a headline on Airline Gossip’s Twitter feed immediately made me think of Archer. According to the Mirror, a man stormed the cockpit because he wanted to fly the plane: Just five minutes after take-off, however, the passenger reportedly began throwing money up into the air and …

Kevin from Economy Class & Beyond reminded me on twitter today that I’ve somehow become the expert in bras and travel. A quick search of the word “bra” on my blog reveals: Can You Smuggle Wine Through Security in Your Bra? The TSA Doesn’t Understand Women’s Undergarments How My Breasts …

Everyone check your mailboxes!  About a few days before my birthday, I received a $50 check from my grandmother.  I did not have to fill out any offers or sign-up on her website.  It just appeared in my mailbox one day. Talk about the-easiest-offer-ever. Just a warning though–this offer appears …

As a bartender, sometimes you can tell by the way someone walks into your bar that they are going to start trouble.  A little too drunk and a little too hopped up on something.  And when that person runs into someone else in the same state, well, their worlds collide …