The Time My Bum Wouldn’t Fit on the Hotel Toilet

Google Photos has a great feature.  It reminds you what happened a year ago.

(You can find my guide to how Google Photos helps travelers here).

Well, usually a great feature.  Yesterday, Google Photos reminded me that the greatest moment of my life happened one year ago.

When my butt wouldn’t fit on a toilet.


Either I forgot how to sit on a toilet or something was wrong here.

They installed the toilet up against the sink’s vanity.  So there was no way to actually sit on the toilet without swinging your legs to the side (into the shower) and leaning up against the vanity.


But as phoenixes rise out of ashes, so did a very beautiful thing.  Julian, the Devil’s Advocate, decided to take a break from being the Devil’s advocate and took a turn at being a consumer advocate.

This was my first time having someone advocate for me!

It… didn’t go as well as it could have.  But I give him points for creativity.

You can check it out here.

About Jeanne Marie Hoffman

Former bartender, still a geek. One equal part each cookies, liberty, football, music, travel, libations. Stir vigorously. +Jeanne Marie Hoffman Jeanne on Twitter

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  1. Is it a bad thing that I’m completely aroused by that picture?

  2. God, has it really already been a year? Loved the posts, even if I feel bad for you on the incident.

  3. wow this is one of those things you really don’t want happening, I can predict many different accidents LOL

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