Well, I finally figured out how to go as a Sharknado for Halloween.
Take a Baywatch-style jog on the beach to give the “flying through the air in a tornado effect” to your bathingsuit.
With teeth that say “great white” but a sheen that says “hammer head,” this bathing suit is sure to please every selachimorpha enthusiast.
I loved Sharknado already but they won me over further with their Sharknado-spiced Airplane! parody. Love it!
I should have been more clear. The crime isn’t the shark attack. It’s the movie itself.