If the TSA’s system at the airport (let’s say for example) is 99% accurate, does this mean they are 99% accurate in catching terrorists? That would be my assumption, until I read an article our guest poster, Art Carden wrote on Forbes.com. According to Art, when a NSA program (talking …
Read More »Don’t Dual-Wield Your Heels Through Security
While they are a +1 to your fashionability, these shoes will definitely raise your suspicion levels at a TSA check-point… From Lee Moran at the New York Daily News: These shoes were confiscated off a passenger trying to get through security in La Guardia. While these sexy heels don’t actually …
Read More »Some TSA Agents Are Polite
Chris Elliott highlighted some cases of TSA gone bad last week and gave tips on things you should never say. I do not agree with the process of transportation security, always opt out of scanners, and really dread the enhanced pat downs. But I have come across some really polite …
Read More »Even the Dead Don’t Get Respect from TSA
In another act of brilliance, TSA agents spilled the cremated remains of of a man’s grandfather onto the floor of the screening area. John Gross took the remains of his grandfather through security in a container clearly labeled human remains. This is allowed by TSA. Despite Gross’ request for the …
Read More »4-Pack of Travel Sized Toothpaste for $0.19 at CVS!
I just scored a four-pack of travel-sized Colgate Toothpaste for $0.19! That’s less than 5 cents each. I am about to take a trip and was running low on toothpaste anyway, so I made a toothpaste run to CVS. I noticed that a few of the Colgate toothpastes offered $3 …
Read More »Wait! Those silicon falsies were allowed!
View from the Wing linked to an article about a cross-dresser whose silicon falsies were confiscated at the security check-point. He was “turned away at McCarran International Airport on Friday because the cutlets exceeded TSA’s liquid limit of 3.4 ounces for most carry-on items.” It has been suggested that if …
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