On a Phoenix to Tuscon flight, half the plane started cracking up when the flight attendant announced, “In the unlikely event of a water landing…” The flight attendant protested that he had to say that, by law and he knows it is completely ridiculous to say.
This video from College Humor reminded me of that flight. It’s pretty funny, but I have to admit, the gag gets a bit old by the end.
I’ve personally never been on a flight where the passengers have resorted to canibalism, but I can’t promise that won’t happen if someone does this:
For those who don’t get the reference, that’s from Cannibal: The Musical. You can guess what happens to him shortly after.