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Please Do Not Resort to Cannibalism and Eat Your Fellow Passengers

On a Phoenix to Tuscon flight, half the plane started cracking up when the flight attendant announced, “In the unlikely event of a water landing…”  The flight attendant protested that he had to say that, by law and he knows it is completely ridiculous to say.

This video from College Humor reminded me of that flight.  It’s pretty funny, but I have to admit, the gag gets a bit old by the end.

I’ve personally never been on a flight where the passengers have resorted to canibalism, but I can’t promise that won’t happen if someone does this:

(Language Warning)

For those who don’t get the reference, that’s from Cannibal: The Musical.  You can guess what happens to him shortly after.

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Former bartender, still a geek. One equal part each cookies, liberty, football, music, travel, libations. Stir vigorously. +Jeanne Marie Hoffman Jeanne on Twitter

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