Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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To cause chaos on the Bay Bridge.

Yesterday, it seems a chicken has decided to try out some daredevil tactics and play Frogger on it.

It seemed like only the day before, I was driving across the Bay Bridge.  (Wait, I was).

(Side note: This is an actual video game’s plot).

Twitter, as per usual, had the coup… er, scoop.

 

@KTVU just saw a chicken running around the toll plaza at the bay bridge lol

— JIRAIYA (@xChiefLoy) September 2, 2015

Bay Bridge: metering lights on and look out for a CHICKEN running around in the Fastrak lanes near the toll plaza. http://t.co/YHiEZJZcMA

— KCBS Traffic (@kcbstraffic) September 2, 2015

Bay Bridge METERING LIGHTS ON BACKED UP TO THE FOOT OF THE MAZE THERE ARE REPORTS OF A BROWN CHICKEN RUNNING AROUND IN THE FASTRAK LANES

— Tom Benner (@benneradio) September 2, 2015

exclusive sf weekly interview with the bay bridge chicken http://t.co/2Vxecnhem4

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) September 2, 2015

And no strange scenario is complete without an (un)official Twitter account.

According to the Modern Farmer, the chicken was “arrested,” but no further details were released.  We wish him/her good cluck.