I had to take anti-histamines after I had been drinking once. Whoa was that a trip. And I apparently tweeted while doing that.
So much so, whenever I tweet weird things, people start wondering if I mixed the two together and tweeted again.
Nah. I’m really just that weird.
In that case, I wasn’t planning on having an allergic reaction, so being inebriated was poorly timed.
I also had a really surreal conversation with someone once who was out wine tasting at a festival, got stung by a bee, and then had to use her epi-pen. Yikes.
But both of those were situations where the person couldn’t help it.
first-class business-class (don’t trust the media on this one) passenger on a US Airways flight from Charlotte to London chose to take sleeping pills with three glasses of wine. And given how they pour the wine in first-class on those flights, I’d say three was probably more like five.
Oh, and she also refused her meal. So she was drinking on an empty stomach.
While on the flight she:
- Damaged her seat
- Tried to break through the window with her remote control
- Stormed the cockpit
- Broke out of her restraints…. twice.
This is some hulk stuff right here.
She was immediately arrested. And immediately fired from her position at a prestigious law firm.
Her flight diverted and was cancelled, ruining the plans of everyone else on the airplane. GG crazy-psycho lawyer lady.