Earlier today, I mentioned I can get pretty lonely when I travel.
Forch, I AM the guy who will strike up a convo with you oh this 6 hour flight.
You like trout fishing? ME TOO!
Enjoy being quiet in flight? ME TOO.
What’s the deal with airplane food? 7 dollars for a dollop of vodka??
Here’s my business card. Call me when you land. You’ll call me when you land… right?
i’m just an oilman from Dallas. With copious amounts of money.
asshats up in first class, what a bunch of asshats.
<flight attendant walks to the back of the plane and informs you there’s a seat free in first>
*inspired by semi-real events.