Earlier today, I mentioned I can get pretty lonely when I travel.
Forch, I AM the guy who will strike up a convo with you oh this 6 hour flight.
You like trout fishing? ME TOO!
Enjoy being quiet in flight? Â ME TOO.
What’s the deal with airplane food? 7 dollars for a dollop of vodka??
Here’s my business card. Â Call me when you land. Â You’ll call me when you land… right?
i’m just an oilman from Dallas. Â With copious amounts of money.
asshats up in first class, what a bunch of asshats.
<flight attendant walks to the back of the plane and informs you there’s a seat free in first>
siiiiiiiigh.
*inspired by semi-real events.
I do appreciate the hat comment more than you can know, and especially immediately prior to the last second bump