Well, technically Han shot.  Period.  Because Greedo didn’t really have a chance to shoot back. But two different instances this week have solidified what Star Wars fans knew all along.  Questionable morals are part of Han’s roguish charm. First, a librarian found a copy of a script from 1976 that still had …
Read More »The Easier Way to Read Fellowship of the Ring
It took the Machete Order to make the prequel of Star Wars finally fit into the rest of the episodes–well, except for the-episode-we-should-not-speak-of. The Machete Order, for those unfamiliar, involves watching the movies in the following order:  IV, V, II, III, VI.  His argument is that you don’t lose anything from not …
Read More »Phantom Menace Came Out in Theaters Closer to the Return of the Jedi than Anything Released Today
Phantom Menace (the movie we shall not speak o—crap, broke that rule), came out when I was in high school. Â Which was recent, right? Â Right guys?! In the internet’s constant attempts to make me feel old, it has pointed out a cold fact. Or rather, the comic strip XKCDÂ has. If …
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