No, You Can’t Eat the Han-Solo-Frozen-in-Carbonite Pop Tarts

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These have been making the rounds on my Facebook.  And while it looks delicious, it is completely inedible.

Behold, the Han Solo Pop Tart Art:

Part of this balanced breakfast…… Pop-art: Frosted Han Solo coming soon to a galaxy near you. #resin #art #toys #Falcontoys #feedmeresin #StarWars #HanSolo #Poptart

A photo posted by Toy Maker (@falcontoys) on Aug 22, 2015 at 5:38am PDT

 

While the advertisements for this looked nom-nom-nom…

 

Part of this balanced breakfast…… Pop-art: Frosted Han Solo coming soon to a galaxy near you. #resin #art #toys #Falcontoys #feedmeresin #StarWars #HanSolo #Poptart A photo posted by Toy Maker (@falcontoys) on Aug 22, 2015 at 5:38am PDT

 

…a real version of this would never hold up in the toaster oven.

According to CNET, this was a limited edition collectors item.  They only had 15 items which are all completely sold out.

But my favorite version of Han-Solo-frozen-in-carbonite is this fridge modification.

I like it so much, I’m tempted to get a stainless steel fridge when my current one conks out.